everets:

sinks are like really small baths for your hands

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shavingryansprivates:

i’m really sorry about my blog

Sometimes I wonder if all my followers deleted/died because they never talk to me :(

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darksilenceinsuburbia:

Alexix Rockman. Supergrid, 2007. Oil on gessoed paper, 75-1/4 x 51”.
Michael Polsky.
I can only use my laptop by candle light in my closet where I know no one will find me
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Tonight has proven to be exceedingly stressful.

Following my mother’s advice, I hid my laptop for the weekend and have been parading around with my old-broken-laptop so that my sister will think that it still works.

I hid it in my hamper which, while my sister is in my room, my mom decides to open for some god forsaken reason. I was like “NOOOOO!” of all the places she had to open/explore why why why would she choose my hamper?! Luckily my sister did not notice and operation Panther is still in motion.

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Now it’s time to play “oh shit kat hide your new laptop from your sister and her husband because the one they bought you last summer

is broken and they’ll be really pissed whenever they find out that you broke it already and they’re going to be here all weekend and this is terrifying shits going to go down”

Please select One Player or Two Player mode

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darksilenceinsuburbia:

woodcum. mpdh.